A quote Of Abigail

Its Eilidh :)

A quote from the lovely Abigail...

'''I was attracted to a statue today. He was in a window and I was like he's so attractive''

Sorry Abigail, had to mention it, but come on, attracted to mannequins, i admit, some are rather lovely looking and so perfect, but not attracted to them

Christmas present or Birthday Present ideas for her, I suggest a Mannequin. :)

20 Things We Feel You Should Do In A Cinema

1. During the trailers, shout, Fast forward! Fast forward!

2. Wear a very tall hat.

3. When people come in late, say Orrrrrhhhh very loudly.

4. During opening credits... point at a character and say loudly, "He dies at the end."

5. After every gunshot, scream "take cover!" and hit the floor.

6. Urge everyone in the cinema to start a Mexican wave.

7. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing! Its snowing!"

8. Sit on old people, pretending not to know they are there

9. Go to an afternoon screening. Go out of your way to sit next to the only other person in the cinema. Smile at him/her suggestively. (Recommended: waggle your eyebrows for added effect.)

10. Eat the snacks of the person sitting next to you.

11. Every 15 minutes stand up and then sit back down.

12. If there is a love scene, reach over in front of you and cover a random person's eyes.

13. Bring an attachable seat-belt. Strap it to your seat and then clip it on yourself. Turn to the person next to you and say, "you never know".

14. Stand in the front corner facing the audience and do sign language translations.

15. Tape "reserved" signs on every single seat before the movie starts.

16. Wear sunglasses and a white cane and ask them how a blind person would be accommodated.

17. Half way through the movie stand up and yell "DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!?" and then run off.

18. Pull out a toy gun and "shoot" the "bad guys."

19. Leave death threats on various seats.

20. Demand that somebody puts the volume up.

Testing ... 1 ... 2 ... 3 ...

A: Dictate and i'll type!!!

E: This is Abigail and Eilidh here

A: This is where you all can learn just how crazy we are

E: Abigail is crazier. Bye!

A: not true! she stole the keyboard :( i'll never get over this in a million years! The pain has left a gigantic canyon sized HOLE in my heart where i will fill with tears of pain each day!!!

E: Wow, deep. But its always drama drama drama with you isn't it! Get over yourself lavender head. "Lavender you get on my head!"

A: We should have called this blog confessions of a teenage drama queen! after that suckish film !

E: No we should have called it Sky high, i know how much you love that film Abigail, or even POPSTAR! If you have never seen that film before people, its a must see.

A: Aaaaaaargh! My eyes have never fully recovered from seeing that film! It burned them so much i now permanently need glasses! And that's not a lie! And if we called the blog sky high and they hadnt seen the film ... they may think that we were druggies!

E: Well, you are an addict, but of the coffee kind, the cafination kid strikes again. We are currently writing this without talking to each other, which has never happened before, so this is something special people.

A: too true my friend! We must be off then people to resume talking as per usual! Till next time

E: live long and prosper

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